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JSLC TRAINING
The fight to be seen fighting.
Melon Wars
You are a very online liberal influencer with a ring light, a watermelon logo and a cause you can't quite name.
Climb from the Campus Quad to Prime Time. Sincerity not included.
One sitting, about 15 minutes.
Best here: no season yet
How to play Melon Wars
JOBS cost Outrage. They pay Clout, $ and followers.
BEEFS cost Nerve. Win their followers.
CREW + VENTURES make you stronger and pay while you're away.
SINCERITY only goes down. At 0.0% the season ends. It measures the character, not you.
Keys: 1–5 tabs · Enter post · R repeat · D doomscroll · C collect · P profile · ? help
The joke: Performative activism runs on attention. You'll raise a fortune in the cause's name, and the cause will get exactly what it always gets from you.
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